• misha: *gets naked and turns his sex hair up to 11*
  • misha: *talks about his dick*
  • misha: this is for charity
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

ok but i found this picture of misha and after i got over the initial shock of attractiveness i noticed a likeness that i couldn’t ignore

and is it just me or is someone taking after his dad
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The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job
  • Me: Did you find everything ok today Sir?
  • Male Customer: Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?
  • Me: 21, but yes.
  • Male Customer: God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues
  • Me: ...........
  • Male Customer: so do you like working here? Are you in school?
  • Me: Your total today is 21.38 Sir.
  • Male Customer: Are you seeing anyone?
  • Me: ......Cash or Credit Sir?
  • Male Customer: When do you get off work?
  • Male co-worker comes up next to me: Everything ok?
  • Male Customer: Yeah we're fine
  • Male Co-worker: Actually I think you're being really rude
  • Male Customer: What are you her boyfriend?
  • Male co-worker: No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.
  • Male Customer: You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.
  • Me: It's really ok, everything is Ok
  • Male Co-worker: No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*
  • Male Customer: slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*
  • Male Co-worker: You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*
  • Sammy: d-d-d
  • John: ah he is going to say dad!
  • Sammy: d-d-d-dean
  • John:
  • Dean: um

phantompierce:

neptunain:

great gatsby (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

wolf of wallstreet (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

django unchained (2012): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people

(via cristalclearperfection)

savingcastiel:

#you know what? #fuck the spoilers #fuck the writers #fuck what happens to you in season seven #you were beautiful #I have never felt as strongly connected with a character as I feel with you #all of this bullshit? #what they’re doing to you? #it changes nothing #you will always be remembered for what you were #the angel who could and did and fucking restored the crap out of a dwindling show #fuck them#you’re absolutely iconic #you’re more than a mere disposable character on a show not that many people watch #you transcend those boundaries #people will remember you #the flawlessness of your character is truly the stuff of legends #and no matter what happens#we will always love you #you brave loyal brilliant person #you’re better than your fate#you’re better than all of this shit #you’re perfect #ladies and gentlemen; #castiel#angel of the lord
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I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via fantastic-geronimo-allonsy)

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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